Yo Momma So Ugly When She Joined An Ugly Contest, They Said "Sorry, No Professionals.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry,
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....