Yo Momma So Ugly That When She Sits In The Sand On The Beach, Cats Try To Bury Her.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats
try to bury her.Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!