Yo Momma So Tall She Tripped Over A Rock And Hit Her Head On The Moon.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.