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Yo Momma So Poor When I Ring The Doorbell I Hear The Toilet Flush!
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Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving.
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage....
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
