Yo Momma So Poor When I Saw Her Kicking A Can Down The Street, I Asked Her What She Was Doing, She Said "Moving.
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked
her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage....
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....
One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...