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Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
