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Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
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