Yo Momma Gums Are So Black She Spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so short she models for trophys.