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Women are all alike. When they're maids they're mild as milk
once make 'em wives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and defy you....
Women are always so eager to urge bachelors into matrimony
is it from charity or revenge? -- Sco...
Women are a problem, but if you haven't already guessed, they're the kind of problem I enjoy wrestling with.
-- Warren Beatty...
Women are a sex by themselves. -- Beerbohm.
Women are enslaved by their own liberation -- Susan Faludi
Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!!
Women are just like men, only different.
Women are like a beer. They look good, they taste good, and as soon as you've had one, you want another.
-- Homer Simpso...
Women are like a bus. Miss 1, another comes in 10 minutes.
Women are like computers-What a Configuration!!!

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