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Women do come with instructions, just ask them!
Women don't make fools out of men - they only direct the performance.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins....
Women drove me to drink, for which I'm eternally grateful!
Women fall in love through their ears and men through their eyes.
Women: Give 'em an inch and they think they're a rule
Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them. -- Arnould
Women give to men the very gold of their lives. Possibly
but they invariably want it back in such very small change. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
Women. ... Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. ... Please Y B ordinary.
Women go to work in those corporate Godzilla outfi
kirt suit, track shoes, shoulder pads. Those shoulder pads designed to "Knock men outta my way!...

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