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Women love always: when earth slips from them, they take refuge in heaven. -- George Sand
Women must be in the mood, men just in the room.
Women never look so well as when one comes in wet and dirty from hunting.
Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
Women, n., pl.: wild, ovulating, man-eating nymphomaniacs.
Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners.
In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots....
Women over 40: no yell, no swell, just grateful as hell.
Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognise it.
Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind. -- Kay Ingram
Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN!

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