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• Women are just like men, only different.
• Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothe
  men who like women never notice what they wear....
• Men like pastries, women like custards.
• It's OK for women to laugh at men, just don't point.
• Women must be in the mood, men just in the room.
• Women who desire to be like men, lack ambition.
• You know, it's women like you who make men like me make women like you make men like me.
  -- Bobby Clark...
• Only two groups of people fall for flattery- men and women.
• Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.