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• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• Long Walk: Miss D. Bu
• He who hesitates is likely to miss the bus.
• Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
• TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20) Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep, because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.
  You will decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday....
• Pizza Delivery men do it in 10 minutes or less!
• Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
• The stationary bus you've run for won't move for 15 minutes.