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Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them to do it.
Women CAN live on beer alone.
Women: can't live with 'em and no resale value...
Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em! -- Robin William
Women: can't live with 'em... Can't shoot 'em. -- David Addiso
Women: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, pass the beer nuts. -- Norm (Cheers)
Women, can't live with them, can't leave them by the curb when you're done with 'em.
Women, cats, and golf; man was not meant to understand these things.
Women, children, Red Indians, spacemen, and a sort of idealized version of Complete Renaissance Men first!
Women come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and Implants.
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