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Women who wear mini-skirts sure are cheeky folk.
Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore
not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves....
Women. You can't live with them, and sheep can't cook.
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash.
-- Emo Phillip...
WOM - Write only memory.
Wonderful chap, The Doctor. All of them. -- Brig. L. Stewa
Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.
Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
-- Han Solo. (Star Wars)...
Wonderful!! Simply Wonderful!!
Wonderful society, ours, which condemns sexism and then thinks of nothing but sex.

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