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• Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony
  is it from charity, or revenge? -- Gustave Vapereau...
• Revenge is always the delight of a little weak and petty mind
  of which you may straightway draw proof from this, that no one so rejoices in revenge as a woman....
• Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect. -- Nicolas Chamfo
• There is no revenge so sweet as forgiveness.
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Go to friends for advice; to women for pity; to strangers for charity; to relatives for nothing.
• I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
  Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland....
• To have a women to lye with when one pleases, without running any risk of the cursed expense of bastards.
  .. these are solid views of matrimony....
• They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines.
  And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball....