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Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W. C. Field...
Women are like programs. A smart man keeps backups!
Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ...
generating more sheer horror than the male of the species....
Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte, quoted in "The Book of Insults", 1978...
Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have. -- Herold
Women are perfectly understandable so long as you don't listen to 'em.
Women are such irrational creatures - they're so hard to get on with.
I'm glad I'm a woman - that way I don't have to fall in love with one. -- Vanessa....
Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe.
And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. -- Larry Mille...
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. -- James Stephe
Women: Because beer and pizza can't snuggle.

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