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Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil. -- Old Testament -- Isaiah v, 20
Woe unto you,... for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin.
-- New Testament -- Matthew xxiii, 23...
Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! -- New Testament -- Luke vi, 26
Woke up, got up, wandered around, opened a window, saw a bulldozer....
Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer, Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
-- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blue...
Woking on water is dangerous.
Wokking in my wicker underwear.
WOLF: A man who knows all the ankles.
Wolverine Amedeus Mozart: composer of clawsical music.
WOMAN: An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
-- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)...

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