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• Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer, Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
  -- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blue...
• I woke up to discover it had all been a terrible film...
• And then I woke up.
• I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed... -- Weird Al _Generic Blues_
• I woke up this morning... ( <- that's the entire song) -- A Short Blues, someone connected to Monty Python, perhaps Neil Innes?
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.
  When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
• The TRUTH--next, on the Rush Limbaugh program! then I woke up.