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WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
Woman? Equality? Good, I hate holding doors!
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship....
Woman in a greengrocer's: One pound of mixed nuts, and not too many coconuts, please.
Woman in Hurricane Has Same Baby Three Time
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -- Duma
Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
-- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)...
WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....
Woman like frying pan, must be hot before meat is put in. -- Confucius Say
Woman must cease to consider herself the object of man's lust.
God's grace never descends upon a man who is a slave to lust....

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