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WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
It is credited by many of the elder zoologists with a certain ve...
Woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool. -- Cervante
Woman 's at best a contradiction still.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle ii, Line 270...
Woman, seductively:) Hi, I'm Linda. You know, it can be really lonely when you're a fashion model.
Sometimes I just have to... (Interrupting:) Oh come on Linda, give me the damn phone... (A...
Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. -- Cornelia Otis Skinne
Woman to man lie: "Oh, a toaster, how nice!
Woman was created from the rib of ma
Woman was God's second mistake. -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him
or out of his feet, to be trampled under by him...
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then? ARTHUR

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