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• And then I woke up.
• Although it is said that the athlete was never fatally ill previously, the morning in question he sure woke up dead.
  And being that way, he didn't go nowhere. A person in that condition ain't prone to move around a lot unless he ain't got what he thought he did....
• Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw. Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore.
  Seems I never noted being alone. Hundred billion castaways looking for a call....
• A New Yorker was driving through Berkeley when he saw a big crowd gathered by the side of the street.
  Curiousity got the better of him and he leaned out of his window to ask an onlooker what was going on....
• I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
• I woke up to discover it had all been a terrible film...
• The TRUTH--next, on the Rush Limbaugh program! then I woke up.
• I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right.
  I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica....
• The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment in search of something to connect with.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...