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• I love when the stewardess says, "Your seat cushion becomes a flotation device.
  Well, why doesn't the plane just become a boat? -- Steve Shaffe...
• The faster the plane, the narrower the seats. -- John H. Durrell
• FLY WINDOWS NT All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane.
  They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying....
• Why do we study poverty instead of wealth?
• Why experiment on animals? Use a liberal instead!
• Why experiment on animals? Use a PETA member instead!
• Why is Education well rounded instead of well defined?
• Why not outlaw heterosexuality instead of abortion? Strike at the source!
• Why wasn't I born rich instead of beautiful?