Related:

• Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
  -- Woody Allen -- Without Feathe...
• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
  frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe...
• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
  frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
  In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
  -- Woody Allen -- Without Feathe...
• What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
  In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe...