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• Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
• It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man.
  It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii....
• Birds have the right of way on Utah state highways.
• Just a modern modem mage cruising the electronic highways.
• Be there. Aloha. -- Steve McGarret, _Hawaii Five-Oh_
• Humahumanukanukaapua'a: The state fish of Hawaii (Reef Trigger Fish)
• There is a state law prohibiting the blindfolding of cows on Arkansas public highways.
• I guess it was all a DREAM.. or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O... -- Zippy the Pinhead