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• Blonde jokes are one-liners so men can understand them.
• And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb.
  -- One of the two funny jokes in SPACEBALLS...
• Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens.
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
• Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
  One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help....
• Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
  -- Willis R. Whitney...
• lt;rindolf> sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners?
  <rindolf> It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster!...
• You know you've been hacking too long when The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about themselves.
  These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....
• If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all?