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Why Are Electrons Patriotic? Because They Go To The Poles And Volt.
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Why are electrons patriotic?
Because they go to the poles and volt.
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
-- Dave Barry...
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Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio
Why do trans-atlantic transfers take so long? Electrons don't swim very fast.
-- john@minster.york.ac.uk and whh@PacBell.COM...
How do you know that electrons are political? Because you can never determine their exact position.
Electrons on a bende
Why? Why! because I laugh.
Skiers do it with poles.
Because I'm the editor, that's why!