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• Is a Navy proctologist called a Rear Admiral?
• These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
• Your proctologist called and your head is ready.
• This makes sense. This over here, this does not make sense. That's why I called it algebra.
• Is that Hemorrhoids or am I sitting on a bunch of grapes?
• Why would anyone want to be called "Later"?
• THREE TIME LOSER -- a guy who pays $200 for a piece of ass and ends up with a donkey, which turns out to be a make, with hemorrhoids.
• Awards are like hemorrhoids; in the end, every asshole gets one. -- Frederic Raphael
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...