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Where bastard Freedom waves The fustian flag in mockery over slaves.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- To the Lord Viscount Forbes, written from the City of Washingto...
Where bribes are cheerfully accepted.
Where can I buy the Chia-pet computer ??
Where can I find a spell chequer for taglines?
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE Oh, dear, where can the matter be When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity. Johnny's so long at the fair....
Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
Where Crazy Eddie gets HIS T-shirts.
Where did all the bag boys in the grocery store go, the ones who knew how to pack the stuff so that the bread did not come home crushed?

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