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• When an eel bites your leg, and the pain makes you beg, that's a moray!
• Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell. -- Matt Groening
• I offered to help. You refused to take our money.
  Then I said, 'I guess you're really up shit creek.' -- The Blues Brothe...
• If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault. -- Phil Drabble
• Bullshit Detector. When alarm sounds, please re-engage your brain.
• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- Will Roge...
• May you and your partner be as close as brothers -- Cain and Abel.
• Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.