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• When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
• Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....