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AUSTRALIA, n.
Australian beer is made out of kangaroo hops.
Australian Rules Football may best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air.
Australians do it down under.
Australians have 2 NEW uses for sheep: wool and mutton.
Australian Student Struck By Lightning For The Sixteenth Time.
Australia: the continent that thinks it's a state. Texa
he state that thinks it's a continent. Alaska: Who cares! The mosquitoes are as big as states....
Australia...visit us soon...where your dollar goes further..
Australia: Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
Authentic, adj. Indubitably true, in somebody's opinion.

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