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Automating: A couple making love in a car.
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
Automobile mufflers don't die, they just get exhausted.
Automobile, n.: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
Autopsy is a dying practice.
Autovision... what about Autosmell?
Autumn changed into Winter ... Winter changed into Spring .
.. Spring changed back into Autumn and Autumn gave Winter and Spring a miss and went straight on into Summer ....
Autumn nodding o'er the yellow plain. -- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Seasons, Autumn, Line 2
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it.
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
-- Tennessee William...

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