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• Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?... -- Nursery rhyme
• The sheep died in the wool.
• How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first....
• Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep.
• Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that runs the fastest. BANKS
• PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.
  In Boorioboola-Gha a man is presentable on occasions of ceremony if he have his abdomen painted a bright blue and wear a cow's tail...
• Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
• Australians do it down under.