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Avarice is the vice of declining years. -- George Bancrof
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
Avast, ye slobs! Deploy the mizzen mast! Rotate the rubber baby buggy bumpers!
-- Badge, Judah and Nexus battening down the hatches, from NEXUS...
Avast, ye swabs!
avatar: [CMU, Tektronix] n. Syn. {root}, {superuser}.
There are quite a few UNIX machines on which the name of the superuser account is `avatar' rather than `root'....
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
AVAX - A low-flying VAX with radar.
A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite.
A vegetarian diet can prevent 97% of our [society's] coronary occlusions.
-- Diet and Stress in Vascular Disease, -- Journal of the American Medical Association, Vol 197, No....
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. -- David Brenne

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