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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant... [Hail, Emperor, those who are going to die greet you.]
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avenge yourself! Stay alive long enough to become a problem to your children.
Average" but works hard beats "brilliant" but lazy.
Average isn't awful, but it is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
AVERAGE: Not too bright. -- Interpreting supervisors comments...
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, Goldwyn's Law of Contrac...
A verb has a hard time enough of it in this world when its all together.
It's downright inhuman to split it up. But that's just what those Germans do....
A veritable river of words.
AVERNUS, n. The lake by which the ancients entered the infernal regions.

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