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• Core Wars n. A game between `assembler' programs in a machine or machine simulator, where the objective is to kill your opponent's program by overwriting it.
  Popularized in the 1980s by A. K. Dewdney's column in "Scientific American" magazine, but described in "Software Practice And Experience" a decade earlier....
• Football's a funny game.
• Football's a game of 90 minutes.
• Gridlock: football played between the 40-yardlines only!
• College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played.
  There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity....
• This man, I say, is most perfect who shall have understood everything for himself, after having devised what may be best afterward and unto the end.
  -- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 293...