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A verse may find him who a sermon flies, And turn delight into a sacrifice.
-- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- The Church Porch...
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and a .44 magnum.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Avert the rupture of the equilibrium.
A very ancient and fish-like smell. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Tempest -- Act ii, Sc.
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A very beadle to a humorous sigh. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act iii, Sc.
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A very drunk man is trying his key on a hole in the lamp post.
A police officer comes by, notices that the man is terribly drunk and suggests that there is no one home in the lamp post....
A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act v, Sc.
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A very intelligent turtle Found programming UNIX a hurdle The system, you see, Ran as slow as did he, And that's not saying much for the turtle.
A very merry, dancing, drinking, Laughing, quaffing, and unthinking time.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- The Secular Masque, Line 40...
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