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Auntie Histamine
Aunt Patty: "Nothing dear, I'm just trashing your father.
Lisa...
Aural sex gives me an earie feeling.
Aural sex produces eargasms.
Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.]
Aurora now, fair daughter of the dawn, Sprinkled with rosy light the dewy lawn.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book viii, Line 1...
Auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way I want you to die.
A useless life is an early death.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
Australia , Hurrah. Australia , Hurrah. We have Tin and Iron and our backbone is wheat and also sheep.
Yes we are so lucky The Kangaroo, the native bear and the Emu, too! Australia , Hurrah Australia...

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