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• Western Australia: "state of exciteme
• Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state.
  But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space on a map than either....
• AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• This tagline was invented 5 minutes ago on a different continent.
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• This is unparalyzed in the state's history. -- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House
• Lisa: Mom, we're having a geography pageant at school, and I don't know which state to go as.
  Marge: In honor of legalized gambling, why not go as the state of Nevada?...
• Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest!