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• When I was a baby, I kept a diary. The first entry i
  Day One: Still tired from the move." I was upset because on my second birthday, I went from being one to being two, and my age doubled in a year....
• When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone.
  And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either....
• There has never been a day in my life when I was not in love. -- Edward Abbey
• Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines, I wash my hands afterward.
  But how to wash off the small but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind? -- Edward Abbey...
• I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• When I hear the word "culture", I reach for my checkbook. -- Edward Abbey
• The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. -- Nathan Hale, 22 September 1776.
• It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
  Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....