When People Say That The Desert Is Lifeless, It Just Makes Me Want To Grab Them By The Collar And Yell, "Why You Stupid, Stupid Bastard!

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When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them
by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!" Then I drive them
out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of
zebra and clown life.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey