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When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.
When I feel like getting away from it all, I just turn the TV on to a Spanish soap opera and imagine I'm on vacation in a hotel in Mexico.
-- Brian McKim...
When I find true wisdom, I'll let you know, (if letting you know still seems important.)
When I finished school I took one of those career aptitude tests and, based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.
-- Tim Cavanagh...
When I first became a manager, I asked Chuck [Tanner] for advice.
He told me, "Always rent." -- Tony Larussa...
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
When I forget my sovereign, may my God forget me. -- Lord Thurlow (1732-1806) -- 27 Parliamentary History, 680
Annual Register, 1789...
When I found out I was pregnant, I was thrilled. It made me feel just like a high school girl again.
Also, my condition really proved most eloquently the fact that I was loved--if only for a moment....
When I get a bird I'm naming it Jean-Luc Peckhard.
When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
-- Rod Schmid...

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