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When I get my strength back, I'm going to take a good long rest.
When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now...
When I get that feeling, I need sexual healing -- Marvin Gaye
When I get through making Benny eat his words he'll think he's been on a diet of dry alphabet soup.
-- Fred Allened Alle...
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint.
When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist. -- Dom Helder Camara...
When I got to America, I saw an ad in the paper: "We guarantee our furniture and stand behind it for six months.
That's why I left the Soviet Union. I don't want any people standing behind my furni...
When I grow up....I'm gonna be taller!
When I grow up, I want to be a CRAY.
When I grow up I want to be a little boy. -- Joseph Helle
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
-- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...

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