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When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
When I did well, I heard it never. When I did ill, I heard it ever.
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. -- A. Rand
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
When I die, I would like to go peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle
ot screaming as the other passengers in his car. -- sign in OSU Computer Sci. lab...
When I die, make me a tombstone that says GAME OVER -- Ton Richte
When I discover who I am, I'll be free. -- Ralph Elliso
When I emerged from my mothers uterus, I was the size of a chicken bouillon cube and Father said to the obstetricia
`I realise that at this age it's difficult to prognosticate his chances for a prod...
When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking.
-- Albert Einstei...
When I face an issue of great import that cleaves both constituents and colleagues, I always take the same approach.
I engage in deep deliberation and quiet contemplation. I wait to the last available...

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