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  As a result, the manager retained his job. The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer refused it, saying, "I wrote the program because I though it was an interesting concept, and thus I expect no reward....
• I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
  In one word he told me secret of success in mathematic...
• When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
  -- Josh Billing...
• When I walked into the supermarket the manager got a grocery cart for me.
  I said, "Why do you always give me a cart with a squeaky wheel?...
• A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working.
  I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied....
• I got a ticket the other day...I pleaded insanity. The judge asked me why, and I asked him, 'would any sane person park in the passing lane?
  ' I asked, 'Judge, nice day, isn't it?' He said yes....
• My manager also told me about the step-by-step phone walk-through that several other people have experienced
  There! Now it's stopped working!" "Did you take OUT the first disk before you put the second on in?...
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• The best advice I've ever received? How about the strangest?
  When I was thirteen, my father took me aside and told me that all a girl needed to know to get by in life was written on the top of a mayonnaise jar....