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• Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.
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• In the hotel there was a mirror over my bed! I was uneasy going to sleep.
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• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
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• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
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