When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a
two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
-- Rod Schmidt
two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
-- Rod Schmidt
Related:
- When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my
ankle.A little old lady had to help me across the street.
- Rod... - One, two, three, four
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
Next stop is Vietnam. Five, six, seven, eight Open... - Data: "One Seven Three Four Six Seven Three Two One Four Seven Six
Charlie Three
Two Seven Eight Nine Seven Seven Seven Six Four Three Tango Seven Three Two
Victor Seven Three One One Seven Eight Eight Eight Seven Three Two Four Seven
Six Seven Eight Nine Seven Six Four Three Seven Six Lock."
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"Brothers", Stardate... - When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great
parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me... - When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great
parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me... - When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me... - How many
circus performers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to... - A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven, Plus five time eleven, ...
