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When I impart my suspicions to you, it is information.
When you repeat what you have heard, it is gossip!...
When I knead my friends, they turn their backs.
When I left the meeting, I had the definite impression that I had found the same game as with the seal
management reducing criteria and accepting more and more errors that weren't designed into the...
When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master. -- Darth Vade
When I lived in Birmingham, on my way every morning I would pass the Coronation Road Adventure Playground.
It even had it's initials in large letters on a noticeboard. Similar to the Sam Houston I...
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me eighty-five dollars.
That's why in the Navy the captain goes down with the ship. -- Dick Gregory...
When I'm driving down the highway I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile, in case somebody's taking a satellite picture.
When I meet an Englishman and he speaks with that funny accent, I'd never say, "You're a liar.
But ... I believe that if you wake an Englishman in the middle of the night, he'll speak just like us....
When I mentioned that it seemed to me that the Reverend's followers were being systematically turned into mindless zombies by a fraudulent megalomaniac, it was taken as criticism.
-- Woody Alle...
When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or DETERGENT for 15 minutes.
He seemed to enjoy it.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...

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