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When I hand my love in, I'll be done. -- Soundgarde
When I have a convenient season, I will call for thee. -- New Testament -- Acts xxiv, 25
When I have a kid, I want to buy a twin-stroller and put him in one side, and then reply when he's old enough to ask "You had a brother, but he was bad.
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins.
Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic....
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.
A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots?...
When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like tha
we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy f...
When I hear the word "Culture" I pick up my Browning. -- Hanns Johst (1890-?)
When I hear the word "culture", I reach for my checkbook. -- Edward Abbey
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year.
I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer....

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